David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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