New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
