Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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