Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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