Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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