I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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