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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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