he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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