They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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