I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I'm having to shit out rocks
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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