weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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