There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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