Plan B is the new Plan A
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Someone signed my nipple.
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