nutella sex= disaster
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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