Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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