sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
