Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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