and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So. Much. Porn.
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