Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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