carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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