garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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