It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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