OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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