we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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