their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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