So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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