he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You don't make any sense
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