Welp...herpes.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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