But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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