I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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