I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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