Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Where is the hickey?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
nutella sex= disaster
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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