She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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