i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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