Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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