Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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