how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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