it's great music for shaving your balls
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
not ubering you a puppy
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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