You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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