I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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