does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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