oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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