i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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