we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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