Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Girls should come with a carfax report
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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