Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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