Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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