Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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