awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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