I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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