I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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